May 2013
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
fuckyeahlaughters:
Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
gelatins:
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
they-call-me-wonder-woman:
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
